"what does your tattoo mean?"
It means I wanted it so I fucking got it
How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
bisexual means u only have sex twice. in ur entire lifetime. 2
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
i start thinking about dick like
He was her Augusts Waters. And we still can’t believe he’s gone.